hello im abraham lincoln. welcome to my account.

it/its • he/him
demiboy+pan • 15 • estp

interests

tf2
pvz
hlvrai
fidlar!!!
vast error
homestuck
scott pilgrim
lemon demon
castle crashers
hunter x hunter
car seat headrest

more about me

im literally just dismas but cooler.i have a moirail + a boyfriend. they are super painfully unfunny and do not appreciate my magnum cock, do not interact with them they are fucked up and dangerous.my favourite colour is RADIOACTIVE LASER PISS.i love history, especially anything related to cowboys and i have no personalityi reclaim slursi am very funny.

kins

yeah i kin but i am also doing your momi don’t mind doubles. dismas army

> dismas mersiv <I’VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT

Murrit Turkin is a bitch-ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife. That's right, he took his seadweller little gilly dick out and pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was this big and I told him that's disgusting so I'm making a post on my Twitter dot com; Murrit Turkin, you've got a small dick, it's the size of this walnut except way smaller

comfort characters

> sonic <the only blue life that matters

mugman
murrit turkin
eijirō kirishima
gamzee makara
john+june egbert
toshiki minegishi
ritsu kageyama
aradia megido
sollux captor
ichimatsuand a shitton more but i’ll save you the trouble

before you follow

—i'm leftisti’m pro-mogaii believe acab+blmpro-enby lesbians/gaysi’m an inclusionisti’m pro-mspecanti-shipper—

do not interact

—basic criteriadiscourse accounts (unless you’re obviously satire) i don’t want drama sorrytruscum/exclus
go awayif you’re going to police how i reclaim slurs—